Written By Mullet Boy on 2004-12-23 / 05:05:31

My daddy tole me that there are 2 things a boy must get to become a man.

1) a gun or rifle - to shoot stuff with
2) a Mullet!

I already gots me a gun, and I´m getting my mullet today!

Written By Kara on 2004-12-23 / 03:58:44

You´re a God mullet barber. People should worship you for such a wonderful community service

Written By Kara on 2004-12-23 / 03:57:31

Hey Mullet Lover... Aren´t you a man yourself?
I don´t know about you, but I like the women with mullets. So hot!

Written By Mullet Barber on 2004-12-23 / 03:57:23

It shurely is a work of art when I cut me a mullet on a man or woman!
I cain´t tell you the joys and pleasure I get from molding some
terrible new-fangled hairdo looking thingamajig and turn it into a Mullet!
If I had to stop cutting hair and creating mullets, I don´t think I could continue living!

Written By Mullet Lover on 2004-12-23 / 03:53:44

I Love a man with a Mullet.

I can´t get turned on unless a man has a beautiful mullet!

Written By Mullet Man on 2004-12-23 / 03:52:29

A Man without a Mullet is like a Man without a Gun!

Written By Kara on 2004-12-23 / 03:50:13

Charelton Heston is my God. I bet he had a mullet in the day.
Mullet Man has an extreme mullet by the way.

Written By Kara on 2004-12-23 / 03:44:10

MULLETS RULE!!!