Written By Great Magician on 2006-03-05 / 19:14:17
EHHHH.... Red Clothes.
Written By Betty on 2006-03-05 / 19:10:40
Ha haaaaa, Now u die. Make a selection I command you!!!
Haa Haaa!!! Im Betty. And u must of been quite a fighter to get past my cow.
Hit it: My, My, My, My Move: Move Outta your seat blah blah: can touch this beat What time: Hammer time.- Betty in "Can´t Touch This"
Written By aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa on 2006-03-02 / 05:04:22
that a lot of nuts
Written By The Duke on 2006-02-28 / 20:15:09
Ling and Her Father: Weeeowww!
Written By Great Magician on 2006-02-28 / 17:47:34
I am a great magician......your cloths are red!
Written By powman on 2006-02-13 / 15:57:11
Finally the Sequall
Written By Kung Pow! fan on 2006-01-29 / 12:30:32
It´s great that Kung Pow: Tongue of fury is finally beendecided to make this year 2006 (if it will not be delaid) well... ABOUT TIME!!!
Written By Betty on 2006-01-27 / 23:48:44
Taco Bell, Taco Bell...
Written By moo on 2006-01-26 / 05:32:01
who plays runescape???
its
Written By moo on 2006-01-26 / 05:30:39
birdy birdy birdy
Written By MOO on 2006-01-26 / 05:28:48
SEQUIL???
Written By Evil Betty on 2006-01-24 / 23:58:34
´Oww I fell and hurt my tummy"
Written By Shinto on 2006-01-20 / 00:42:08
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord??
My Butt!(Censord) rehhhh ehhhhhh!!
Written By wuts it 2 u on 2006-01-14 / 20:03:11
the sequal hasnt been released yet i dont kno wat this sites talkin about...
Written By cbill on 2006-01-11 / 22:38:10
Thats alotta nuts!!!!
Written By hmm.... on 2006-01-08 / 20:10:23
what the HELL are you guys talking about?! :]:]:]
Written By the narrater on 2005-11-17 / 01:51:20
"Crap man! Look at that! that´s his stomack blood back there!"
Written By aj on 2005-10-24 / 02:49:11
voice over at that moment these were my options a doge the claw and take him ouy with a spining back kick or b take the claw in the face roll on the ground and die (get hit)hmm sould of gone with a
Written By kj on 2005-10-24 / 02:41:01
"you are a disgrass to french alians"tonguey
Written By bob on 2005-09-28 / 04:29:51
you must be a pretty good fighter to make it past my cow
Written By Bo on 2005-09-18 / 19:09:04
"Where does it hurt?"
"Pretty much around the big bloody spot."
Written By Tyr on 2005-05-04 / 21:34:28
Its a EVIL plan...yeah, its so evil...super bad! and will hurt many people...that are good!...yes I think its great because its so bad!
Written By chosimbaone on 2005-04-27 / 00:30:32
we will meet again, chosen one, many more times, in the sequal... (one-boobed chick)
Written By chosimbaone on 2005-04-27 / 00:27:43
your days are over, mister.
Written By the on 2005-04-19 / 07:28:42
Eine, mieny, miney, moe, I wonder where my glove will go.
Written By Z on 2005-04-19 / 05:33:27
Betty, what of the chosen one? I´ll kill him. I´ll kill him dead. With a rock or something. Like a, like a stone.
Written By Z on 2005-04-19 / 05:31:32
"I´ll take a pound of nuts." "THAT´S A LOT OF NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Written By Z on 2005-04-19 / 05:29:51
From now on you will all call me Betty. But, isn´t Betty a womens name?
Written By Z on 2005-04-19 / 05:26:39
Beware of Betty´s song... about big butts...ahhhhh... he beats people up while he plays it.
Written By Laharl on 2005-04-18 / 15:53:14
I employ you to reconsider
Written By Wimplow on 2005-04-08 / 22:32:18
My finger points!
Written By Kraka on 2005-04-03 / 16:46:48
Weee oooo Weee oooo Weee oooo
Written By CRO on 2005-03-26 / 16:00:39
Forgive me for Wimplo, we trained him wrong as a joke.
Written By kungpowrocks on 2005-03-25 / 19:49:23
Im falling Your falling We´re falling
aaa wwwwwwwwwwwhhhhaaaaallllle !
Written By rawfreak2004 on 2005-03-22 / 00:47:47
master pain what shall we do . Open da mouth nnnnaaaaaaaaaaa
Written By Taco Jim on 2005-03-20 / 05:56:42
Face to foot style. How´d ya like it?
Written By the7thdusk on 2005-03-13 / 05:59:08
Wm! Wim haha Wim! haha... oh..
Written By Knux on 2005-03-08 / 17:36:01
You are the pie man,your pastries are world renouned. Ive have consumed many beers in wait of this day.
Written By Knux on 2005-03-08 / 17:28:51
Can I get a pound of nuts? THATS ALOTA NUTS!!! THAT´LL BE 4 BUCKS BABY, YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT!
Written By EtNaMaTsU on 2005-03-03 / 19:42:37
From Chile!!!
I´m slingin´ the chain!
Written By evil betty on 2005-03-01 / 21:13:18
oooohhh momento
Written By sooo on 2005-02-27 / 15:03:22
when did #2 come out? i´ve been lookin forward to seein it...
Written By The chosen one on 2005-02-23 / 03:51:14
Do you understand?.................(nodding head).......No.
Written By wwww.typhoidfever.tk on 2005-02-06 / 21:44:48
but first a joke, what do you get when you cross a uil with a bungeecord ?........................................................................................................................10 minutes later.......................... my ass gnagnegnahahahahagnaa enough ! :theparty: :theparty: :theparty: :theparty:
Written By pooooop on 2005-02-06 / 05:05:01
I am a great magician.........YOUR CLOTHES R RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow how did u do that? do it agian... o wait who´s that?----- Ba-Ba-Betty he still alive Betty he still alive Betty.....o great still alive the council will not be pleased.........ur clothes r black........but master, do they have to noe? He is supposed to be dead! i am responsible!!! NYAHHHHH!!!!! He alone can disrupt the Evil Council Plan... Him and that infernal toungey!!! NYAAHHHHHHHH RED CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! } } } } } :theparty: :theparty:
Written By xcv on 2005-01-31 / 18:44:15
then..he killed his dog ffffrrrrrrrrt!
Written By Derick Silvers on 2005-01-19 / 02:45:49
Face to foot stayl how jd like it
Written By Mr BOB on 2005-01-03 / 02:04:05
I Like Big Buts!
Written By DEED on 2004-11-21 / 22:00:02
Cant touch this
I like big butts and i can not lie
Oh Black Betty BamaLam
I li ke thaT movieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee omog ts so goood
Written By Anonymous on 2004-10-16 / 22:20:21
Written By yo mamma on 2004-10-15 / 23:55:23
jerk off
Written By bukake0 on 2004-10-12 / 17:44:03
suck my balls! oh and Kung Pow rulz!
Written By bukake0 on 2004-10-12 / 17:43:01
suck my balls! oh and Kung Pow rulz!
Written By bukake0 on 2004-10-12 / 17:40:50
suck my balls! oh and Kung Pow rulz!
Written By mynamesnickname on 2004-10-12 / 03:54:57
} }ing: :band: :sailing: honing: :theparty:
Written By ?? on 2004-10-04 / 14:21:48
i thought the second part was already out somebody i know said he seed it
Written By ?? on 2004-10-04 / 14:19:48
i thought the second part was already out somebody i know said he seed it
Written By dAmItH on 2004-10-02 / 13:23:34
man... do we have to wait that long for it to come out? kung pow is the funnyest movie of all time!!!
man, every part of that movie was super funny!!
Written By Anonymous on 2004-09-30 / 04:41:04
} }ing: :band: :sailing: honing: :theparty:
Written By The Man on 2004-09-30 / 02:11:19
Yeah kungpow was a pretty good movie but really do they need to make a second one I mean How can u make a second one from him destroyin evil and what ever. :band: :theparty:
Written By Kung pow fan on 2004-09-28 / 00:47:49
Yaeh Kung pow rules :theparty:
Written By random person on 2004-09-27 / 18:48:34
I thought that Kung Pow was awesomely funny and i cant wait til the next one!
Written By silverzone on 2004-09-26 / 23:13:34
This will rule, even though I gotta wait 2 years. :band: :theparty: Party For Kung Pow 2!
Written By Linsck on 2004-09-25 / 21:39:56
2006! i cant wait that long WEEEEEOOOOOOO.....Kung Pow is the greatest movie ever since forever.....man 2006 is like a long time.....my favorite member in Nsync, Harpo, will have his hit by then (boom boom chicky chicky boom boom)
Written By Anonymous on 2004-09-25 / 19:03:50
yeah yeah, slick man
Written By Anonymous on 2004-09-25 / 19:02:51
you know what i think that this is the best film i think that is going to come out & i can´t what untill it happens dudes yeah , yeah easy now
Written By Barney hater on 2004-09-19 / 15:35:07
that barney doesn´t know what his talking about. Babies aint funny and cows are certainly not funny!?
Written By Barney on 2004-09-19 / 15:33:22
Kúng Pow is like the funniest movie ever. I mean it got tungs, babies, cow, hong kong oldies and a lot of nuts. I couldn´t stop laugh. !!
Written By mc p pants on 2004-08-31 / 18:55:56
find out when this movie comes out or i will just curl up in a ball count down from teneat a turkey roll down a hill and blowup
............................................................................................................. wait a tick im on the internet im famous whatever i say everyone will know about i better say something worth reading...........................weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Written By Anonymous on 2004-08-30 / 21:21:05
does it really?? my friend told me it comes out 2006
Written By dud on 2004-08-30 / 20:58:36
Written By killa on 2004-08-30 / 09:23:55
what do u get when u cross an owl with a bungee cord? ............................. my ass
Written By melly on 2004-08-04 / 02:05:19
OMG!! I saw Kung Pow 1 like a year ago, and im still waiting for the next one! And even worse, all my buds have seen it now and are asking me everyday when its coming out!! ing: When is it coming out. In feb it said it was coming out in October 2005 and now its an extra year! this takes the mick and theres no proof it´ll come out in England! Grrrrr!! I need Kung Pow! Now ive got that off my chest! KUNG POW ROCKS CHEESE! :band:
Written By FRODA on 2004-08-03 / 17:28:02
OMG KUNG POW ROXZOORZ EVERY MOVIE EVER DONE IN TEH CINEMA HISTORY!!!!!
BEST MOVIE EVER
Written By jason on 2004-08-03 / 02:56:22
do they have a trailer out yet or at least photos?
Written By Mr Williams Not Robin on 2004-07-27 / 23:43:14
I have to see the second movie. I like Jimmy Newtron, and everything else he did...
Written By Mr Williams Not Robin on 2004-07-27 / 23:42:50
I have to see the second movie. I like Jimmy Newtron, and everything else he did...
Written By Anonymous on 2004-07-27 / 23:42:33
I have to see the second movie. I like Jimmy Newtron, and everything else he did...
Written By steve on 2004-07-25 / 00:03:25
if they come out with another movie the better take there time and make it awsome. cuz i want to laugh my ass off.
Written By m on 2004-07-24 / 20:06:52
it comes out in 2004!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :theparty:
Written By Anonymous on 2004-07-22 / 09:12:49
kun pow 2 is OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Written By Asmoday on 2004-07-14 / 08:33:12
Master Betty has forever changed my life, I has also attemted to change my name at times too but to Sally in the honor of Betty.
Written By MR. ASSWIPE on 2004-07-11 / 02:07:07
KUNG POW IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER! And, the movies are a TRILOGY. That means that there´s going to be two more Kung Pow movies! To bad that the econd one´s not coming out until 2006.
Written By MASTER PAYNE a.k.a BETTY on 2004-07-08 / 02:09:20
Hmmmmm...Taco Bell, Taco Bell placement product Taco Bell, Inchay Varito Ancho Burritto!
´Today you should all refer to me by the name..Betty, heem maahh whaaaaaa eaaarr!´
Written By big e.z. on 2004-06-30 / 02:25:10
I dont thiink Kung Pow 2 will ever come out
Written By Anonymous on 2004-06-29 / 16:41:26
my favorite comments:
wee ooh! weeooweeoo
you wont make it! you wll never make it. you wont make it ever make it. NEVER MAKE IT! dont you see? you wont make it!
oh. in the fake/not fake trailer for kung pow 2, you will see ling flying.
kung pow!
Written By Winnah on 2004-06-28 / 23:22:13
Hmmmm? I heard that on kung pow´s website it had a real trailer and it was brand new scenes. Just the other day i was watching some movie thing and it said that they´re going to hate it but it´s coming out.
Written By josh on 2004-06-28 / 22:25:56
i want a kung pow 2 aswell but i doubt it will come out. would b so bloody funny tho
Written By owl+bungee on 2004-06-28 / 11:07:19
the trailer for kung pow 2 was just made from the bits of deleted scenes the first one left off so i doubt there will be a second one. but im glad the first one was made!!!!!!!!! duck go quak quak cow go moo pig go *snort snort* how bout you gonna be an animal just like you.........lemur go pfft pfft ostrich go bah...koala go chiki chiki chiki chiki
kung pow
wolffie_pup@hotmail.com 14/m/IOWA
Written By chosen two on 2004-06-27 / 22:16:49
yeah i also hope the 2nd movie comes out soon. ive been waiting 2 years already
Written By hondafoo on 2004-06-27 / 05:56:43
OMG they HAVE to be making Kung Pow 2. It´s the only reason why I live today. If it does come out, I will go to the first showing on the first day and I´ll be there an hour early.
Written By Tomis on 2004-06-26 / 13:38:45
Kur kung pow 2
Written By Anonymous on 2004-06-26 / 13:37:19
man ir reikia kung pow 2
Written By mr. t on 2004-06-24 / 19:32:23
if they dont make a sequel i will kill my kitty. hmmm kitty kitty. the best things ever to come from the first movie are
my finger points
now batting mike piazza
yess its a net and its tiny
and the greatist is......
im a swingin the chain swingin the chain.
if they dont make another im going to go crazzy!
Written By Kung Pow Rock on 2004-06-22 / 17:48:26
MAKE ANOTHER KUNG POW PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Written By the party master on 2004-06-21 / 18:24:21
I WANT A MOVIE
Written By the party master on 2004-06-21 / 18:22:53
:theparty: AHHAHAHA
Written By fatboy on 2004-06-18 / 01:36:56
when is the 2 one coming out in the usa
Written By fatboy on 2004-06-18 / 01:36:48
when is the 2 one coming out in the usa
Written By Myah Betty on 2004-06-16 / 03:52:07
It´s about time they make the sequel.
"I swing a bit more, I swing a bit less."
Written By Wimp-Low on 2004-06-15 / 11:27:07
Here is some of the funniest lines of the movie:
My finger points!
First a joke - What do we get when we croos an Awol with a bunji core?
Myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Assssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!
Tanananana Neo! Tananana Sporin!
This is CNN..... CCCCCC NNNNNN NNNNNN
Taco bell taco bell product placement with tacko bell
incharito mutcho boritos!
Don´t ruin it! It fun for the both of us!!!
Tigaaaaa Tigaaaa! Bird, Birdy birdy!!!
Chicken goes clak clak cow´s go moo piggy goes hoink hoink
how about you gotte be an animel just like you........ i´m just a birdy too.....hmmm hmmm
ahhhhh limmers go fftt fftt ostreg go behh cuala´s go tftftftftftftft
Written By Richard Pig Slapper on 2004-06-15 / 04:04:04
they will make a sequel... they have to... if they dont, i´ll rape steve-o, and slap him for wasting his time executive producing Jimmy Neutron for nickelodeon... its better he invest it in another four years of hard, sexy working for a sequel to the funniest movie i ever saw... until i saw scary movie 2, and then over-watched the first kung pow too much and it lost its funniness... but a sequel would replenish the lost funniness....
wtf did i just say?.... i dunno.... now i´m off to get laid.
Written By as;fo/cblbzl/cbxl on 2004-06-07 / 14:24:38
THATS ALOT OF NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Written By Chris on 2004-06-06 / 20:16:53
They´re not gonna make the sequel!?! Now I´m mad...
Written By THE CHOSEN ONE on 2004-06-05 / 01:12:42
I HOPE THAT STEVE OEDEKERK WILL DO KUNG POW 2......
:sadIF HE DONT DO IT, MY LIVE HAVE NO SENSE...
Written By The Chosen One on 2004-06-05 / 01:10:02
I HOPE THEY WILL DO KUNG POW 2 !
Its the best movie they CAN´T forgot to do the second part...
BETTY RULES! }
Written By betty-fan (tom newman) on 2004-06-04 / 21:22:23
does any one know if thair is gonna be a kung pow 2?
Written By betty-fan (tom newman) on 2004-06-04 / 21:19:15
sorry my nickname was wrong...any way,mmaahh thats right its me the all powerfull betty,not sally u son of a pig. the evil council told me me to go to the toco bell for some tocos,so i did but in the toco bell thay had a radio and on the radio mc hammer was on,so i couldent help but dance!
Written By betty on 2004-06-04 / 21:16:41
mmaahh thats right its me the all powerfull betty,not sally u son of a pig. the evil council told me me to go to the toco bell for some tocos,so i did but in the toco bell thay had a radio and on the radio mc hammer was on,so i couldent help but dance!
Written By MuShu Fasa on 2004-05-26 / 23:35:07
i totally love the movie also and like memorized everyline.
but i´m wondering, does anyone know
IS THERE GOIN TO BE A SEQUAL OR NOT?
Written By Nick Neme on 2004-05-26 / 14:04:50
unfortunatly they are not going to be making a sequal. The first film took 4 years to make and Steve Odekerk isn´t prepared to do it again.
Written By Scott on 2004-05-23 / 01:15:35
I AM DA KUNG POW
Written By Master Betty on 2004-05-19 / 22:48:31
this is without a doubt the best kung fu spoof ever made! The dialogue is priceless. there are more quoteable lines in this movie than star wars and the god father movies combines! I mean how many kung fu movies with french aliens are there? I can´twait for the sequel! the best lines for me in the movies has to be "whose he? have u seen him before......................................well twice!" and "I´ve come to kick ass!." There are more but I´ll end up writing the whole movie including the opening credits (he´s in the move!).
Written By BATMAN on 2004-05-07 / 09:40:51
Da kann ich nur zustimmen. Einer der beklopptesten aber dennoch besten Filme die ich je Gesehen habe. "It is Evil. It is so Evil. It is a bad bad Plan.","Thats alot o nuts" oder "Its hurt like crap man" sind bei mir und meinen Kollegen schon zu running Gags geworden. Aber mit Steve Oedekerk sieht es aus wie mit Helge Schneider, entweder man liebt oder hasst ihn.
Written By Wimp Lo on 2004-04-20 / 13:28:53
kung pow is the wierdest movie i have ever seen, but i LOVE it... Wimp Lo has no life... it is a joke, The Chosen one and his little slipers, The one boobed chick and her tree flying style, "Betty" and his iron claws that specificly in the movie, "ITS HURTS LIKE CRAP MAN"... you should always dodge the iron claw and reply back with a spinning back kick. I have watched this movie times and times again and i never got bored of it... i cant wait to see Tongue of Fury!
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Written By Chosen 1 on 2006-05-03 / 15:00:35
master pain what should we do
open the mouth
Written By chosen one on 2006-03-09 / 13:06:25
where can i get the freakin dvd of kung pow 2
Written By Great Magician on 2006-03-05 / 19:14:17
EHHHH.... Red Clothes.
Written By Betty on 2006-03-05 / 19:10:40
Ha haaaaa, Now u die. Make a selection I command you!!!
Haa Haaa!!! Im Betty. And u must of been quite a fighter to get past my cow.
Hit it: My, My, My, My Move: Move Outta your seat blah blah: can touch this beat What time: Hammer time.- Betty in "Can´t Touch This"
Written By aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa on 2006-03-02 / 05:04:22
that a lot of nuts
Written By The Duke on 2006-02-28 / 20:15:09
Ling and Her Father: Weeeowww!
Written By Great Magician on 2006-02-28 / 17:47:34
I am a great magician......your cloths are red!
Written By powman on 2006-02-13 / 15:57:11
Finally the Sequall
Written By Kung Pow! fan on 2006-01-29 / 12:30:32
It´s great that Kung Pow: Tongue of fury is finally beendecided to make this year 2006 (if it will not be delaid) well... ABOUT TIME!!!
Written By Betty on 2006-01-27 / 23:48:44
Taco Bell, Taco Bell...
Written By moo on 2006-01-26 / 05:32:01
who plays runescape???
its
Written By moo on 2006-01-26 / 05:30:39
birdy birdy birdy
Written By MOO on 2006-01-26 / 05:28:48
SEQUIL???
Written By Evil Betty on 2006-01-24 / 23:58:34
´Oww I fell and hurt my tummy"
Written By Shinto on 2006-01-20 / 00:42:08
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord??
My Butt!(Censord) rehhhh ehhhhhh!!
Written By wuts it 2 u on 2006-01-14 / 20:03:11
the sequal hasnt been released yet i dont kno wat this sites talkin about...
Written By cbill on 2006-01-11 / 22:38:10
Thats alotta nuts!!!!
Written By hmm.... on 2006-01-08 / 20:10:23
what the HELL are you guys talking about?! :]:]:]
Written By the narrater on 2005-11-17 / 01:51:20
"Crap man! Look at that! that´s his stomack blood back there!"
Written By aj on 2005-10-24 / 02:49:11
voice over at that moment these were my options a doge the claw and take him ouy with a spining back kick or b take the claw in the face roll on the ground and die (get hit)hmm sould of gone with a
Written By kj on 2005-10-24 / 02:41:01
"you are a disgrass to french alians"tonguey
Written By bob on 2005-09-28 / 04:29:51
you must be a pretty good fighter to make it past my cow
Written By Bo on 2005-09-18 / 19:09:04
"Where does it hurt?"
"Pretty much around the big bloody spot."
Written By Tyr on 2005-05-04 / 21:34:28
Its a EVIL plan...yeah, its so evil...super bad! and will hurt many people...that are good!...yes I think its great because its so bad!
Written By chosimbaone on 2005-04-27 / 00:30:32
we will meet again, chosen one, many more times, in the sequal... (one-boobed chick)
Written By chosimbaone on 2005-04-27 / 00:27:43
your days are over, mister.
Written By the on 2005-04-19 / 07:28:42
Eine, mieny, miney, moe, I wonder where my glove will go.
Written By Z on 2005-04-19 / 05:33:27
Betty, what of the chosen one? I´ll kill him. I´ll kill him dead. With a rock or something. Like a, like a stone.
Written By Z on 2005-04-19 / 05:31:32
"I´ll take a pound of nuts." "THAT´S A LOT OF NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Written By Z on 2005-04-19 / 05:29:51
From now on you will all call me Betty. But, isn´t Betty a womens name?
Written By Z on 2005-04-19 / 05:26:39
Beware of Betty´s song... about big butts...ahhhhh... he beats people up while he plays it.
Written By Laharl on 2005-04-18 / 15:53:14
I employ you to reconsider
Written By Wimplow on 2005-04-08 / 22:32:18
My finger points!
Written By Kraka on 2005-04-03 / 16:46:48
Weee oooo Weee oooo Weee oooo
Written By CRO on 2005-03-26 / 16:00:39
Forgive me for Wimplo, we trained him wrong as a joke.
Written By kungpowrocks on 2005-03-25 / 19:49:23
Im falling Your falling We´re falling
aaa wwwwwwwwwwwhhhhaaaaallllle !
Written By rawfreak2004 on 2005-03-22 / 00:47:47
master pain what shall we do . Open da mouth nnnnaaaaaaaaaaa
Written By Taco Jim on 2005-03-20 / 05:56:42
Face to foot style. How´d ya like it?
Written By the7thdusk on 2005-03-13 / 05:59:08
Wm! Wim haha Wim! haha... oh..
Written By Knux on 2005-03-08 / 17:36:01
You are the pie man,your pastries are world renouned. Ive have consumed many beers in wait of this day.
Written By Knux on 2005-03-08 / 17:28:51
Can I get a pound of nuts? THATS ALOTA NUTS!!! THAT´LL BE 4 BUCKS BABY, YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT!
Written By EtNaMaTsU on 2005-03-03 / 19:42:37
From Chile!!!
I´m slingin´ the chain!
Written By evil betty on 2005-03-01 / 21:13:18
oooohhh momento
Written By sooo on 2005-02-27 / 15:03:22
when did #2 come out? i´ve been lookin forward to seein it...
Written By The chosen one on 2005-02-23 / 03:51:14
Do you understand?.................(nodding head).......No.
Written By wwww.typhoidfever.tk on 2005-02-06 / 21:44:48
but first a joke, what do you get when you cross a uil with a bungeecord ?........................................................................................................................10 minutes later.......................... my ass gnagnegnahahahahagnaa enough ! :theparty: :theparty: :theparty: :theparty:
Written By pooooop on 2005-02-06 / 05:05:01
I am a great magician.........YOUR CLOTHES R RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow how did u do that? do it agian... o wait who´s that?----- Ba-Ba-Betty he still alive Betty he still alive Betty.....o great still alive the council will not be pleased.........ur clothes r black........but master, do they have to noe? He is supposed to be dead! i am responsible!!! NYAHHHHH!!!!! He alone can disrupt the Evil Council Plan... Him and that infernal toungey!!! NYAAHHHHHHHH RED CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! }
}
}
}
}
:theparty: :theparty:
Written By xcv on 2005-01-31 / 18:44:15
then..he killed his dog ffffrrrrrrrrt!
Written By Derick Silvers on 2005-01-19 / 02:45:49
Face to foot stayl how jd like it
Written By Mr BOB on 2005-01-03 / 02:04:05
I Like Big Buts!
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bob
That´s a lot of nuts!
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Written By Anonymous on 2004-10-18 / 07:24:35
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Written By Bitchass on 2004-10-18 / 07:23:47
KUNGPOW ROCKS ASS
Written By KUNGG PoWWW on 2004-10-17 / 05:12:37
I li ke thaT movieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee omog ts so goood
Written By Anonymous on 2004-10-16 / 22:20:21
Written By yo mamma on 2004-10-15 / 23:55:23
Written By bukake0 on 2004-10-12 / 17:44:03
suck my balls! oh and Kung Pow rulz!
Written By bukake0 on 2004-10-12 / 17:43:01
suck my balls! oh and Kung Pow rulz!
Written By bukake0 on 2004-10-12 / 17:40:50
suck my balls! oh and Kung Pow rulz!
Written By mynamesnickname on 2004-10-12 / 03:54:57
Written By ?? on 2004-10-04 / 14:21:48
i thought the second part was already out somebody i know said he seed it
Written By ?? on 2004-10-04 / 14:19:48
i thought the second part was already out somebody i know said he seed it
Written By dAmItH on 2004-10-02 / 13:23:34
man... do we have to wait that long for it to come out? kung pow is the funnyest movie of all time!!!
man, every part of that movie was super funny!!
Written By Anonymous on 2004-09-30 / 04:41:04
Written By The Man on 2004-09-30 / 02:11:19
Yeah kungpow was a pretty good movie but really do they need to make a second one I mean How can u make a second one from him destroyin evil and what ever.
:band: :theparty: 
Written By Kung pow fan on 2004-09-28 / 00:47:49
Yaeh Kung pow rules :theparty:
Written By random person on 2004-09-27 / 18:48:34
I thought that Kung Pow was awesomely funny and i cant wait til the next one!
Written By silverzone on 2004-09-26 / 23:13:34
This will rule, even though I gotta wait 2 years.
:band: 
:theparty: Party For Kung Pow 2!
Written By Linsck on 2004-09-25 / 21:39:56
2006! i cant wait that long WEEEEEOOOOOOO.....Kung Pow is the greatest movie ever since forever.....man 2006 is like a long time.....my favorite member in Nsync, Harpo, will have his hit by then (boom boom chicky chicky boom boom)
Written By Anonymous on 2004-09-25 / 19:03:50
yeah yeah, slick man
Written By Anonymous on 2004-09-25 / 19:02:51
you know what i think that this is the best film i think that is going to come out & i can´t what untill it happens dudes
yeah , yeah easy now
Written By Barney hater on 2004-09-19 / 15:35:07
that barney doesn´t know what his talking about. Babies aint funny and cows are certainly not funny!?
Written By Barney on 2004-09-19 / 15:33:22
Kúng Pow is like the funniest movie ever. I mean it got tungs, babies, cow, hong kong oldies and a lot of nuts. I couldn´t stop laugh. !!
Written By mc p pants on 2004-08-31 / 18:55:56
find out when this movie comes out or i will just curl up in a ball count down from teneat a turkey roll down a hill and blowup
............................................................................................................. wait a tick im on the internet im famous whatever i say everyone will know about i better say something worth reading...........................weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Written By Anonymous on 2004-08-30 / 21:21:05
does it really?? my friend told me it comes out 2006
Written By dud on 2004-08-30 / 20:58:36
Written By killa on 2004-08-30 / 09:23:55
what do u get when u cross an owl with a bungee cord? ............................. my ass
Written By melly on 2004-08-04 / 02:05:19
OMG!! I saw Kung Pow 1 like a year ago, and im still waiting for the next one!
And even worse, all my buds have seen it now and are asking me everyday when its coming out!! 
ing: When is it coming out. In feb it said it was coming out in October 2005 and now its an extra year! this takes the mick and theres no proof it´ll come out in England! 
Grrrrr!! I need Kung Pow! Now ive got that off my chest! KUNG POW ROCKS CHEESE! :band:
Written By FRODA on 2004-08-03 / 17:28:02
OMG KUNG POW ROXZOORZ EVERY MOVIE EVER DONE IN TEH CINEMA HISTORY!!!!!
BEST MOVIE EVER
Written By jason on 2004-08-03 / 02:56:22
do they have a trailer out yet or at least photos?
Written By Mr Williams Not Robin on 2004-07-27 / 23:43:14
I have to see the second movie. I like Jimmy Newtron, and everything else he did...
Written By Mr Williams Not Robin on 2004-07-27 / 23:42:50
I have to see the second movie. I like Jimmy Newtron, and everything else he did...
Written By Anonymous on 2004-07-27 / 23:42:33
I have to see the second movie. I like Jimmy Newtron, and everything else he did...
Written By steve on 2004-07-25 / 00:03:25
if they come out with another movie the better take there time and make it awsome. cuz i want to laugh my ass off.
Written By m on 2004-07-24 / 20:06:52
Written By Anonymous on 2004-07-22 / 09:12:49
kun pow 2 is OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Written By Asmoday on 2004-07-14 / 08:33:12
Master Betty has forever changed my life, I has also attemted to change my name at times too but to Sally in the honor of Betty.
Written By MR. ASSWIPE on 2004-07-11 / 02:07:07
KUNG POW IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER! And, the movies are a TRILOGY. That means that there´s going to be two more Kung Pow movies! To bad that the econd one´s not coming out until 2006.
Written By MASTER PAYNE a.k.a BETTY on 2004-07-08 / 02:09:20
Hmmmmm...Taco Bell, Taco Bell placement product Taco Bell, Inchay Varito Ancho Burritto!
´Today you should all refer to me by the name..Betty, heem maahh whaaaaaa eaaarr!´
Written By big e.z. on 2004-06-30 / 02:25:10
I dont thiink Kung Pow 2 will ever come out
Written By Anonymous on 2004-06-29 / 16:41:26
my favorite comments:
kung pow!
wee ooh! weeooweeoo
you wont make it! you wll never make it. you wont make it ever make it. NEVER MAKE IT! dont you see? you wont make it!
oh. in the fake/not fake trailer for kung pow 2, you will see ling flying.
Written By Winnah on 2004-06-28 / 23:22:13
Hmmmm? I heard that on kung pow´s website it had a real trailer and it was brand new scenes. Just the other day i was watching some movie thing and it said that they´re going to hate it but it´s coming out.
Written By josh on 2004-06-28 / 22:25:56
i want a kung pow 2 aswell but i doubt it will come out. would b so bloody funny tho
Written By owl+bungee on 2004-06-28 / 11:07:19
the trailer for kung pow 2 was just made from the bits of deleted scenes the first one left off so i doubt there will be a second one. but im glad the first one was made!!!!!!!!! duck go quak quak cow go moo pig go *snort snort* how bout you gonna be an animal just like you.........lemur go pfft pfft ostrich go bah...koala go chiki chiki chiki chiki
kung pow
wolffie_pup@hotmail.com 14/m/IOWA
Written By chosen two on 2004-06-27 / 22:16:49
yeah i also hope the 2nd movie comes out soon. ive been waiting 2 years already
Written By hondafoo on 2004-06-27 / 05:56:43
OMG they HAVE to be making Kung Pow 2. It´s the only reason why I live today. If it does come out, I will go to the first showing on the first day and I´ll be there an hour early.
Written By Tomis on 2004-06-26 / 13:38:45
Kur kung pow 2
Written By Anonymous on 2004-06-26 / 13:37:19
man ir reikia kung pow 2
Written By mr. t on 2004-06-24 / 19:32:23
if they dont make a sequel i will kill my kitty. hmmm kitty kitty. the best things ever to come from the first movie are
my finger points
now batting mike piazza
yess its a net and its tiny
and the greatist is......
im a swingin the chain swingin the chain.
if they dont make another im going to go crazzy!
Written By Kung Pow Rock on 2004-06-22 / 17:48:26
MAKE ANOTHER KUNG POW PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Written By the party master on 2004-06-21 / 18:24:21
Written By the party master on 2004-06-21 / 18:22:53
:theparty: AHHAHAHA
Written By fatboy on 2004-06-18 / 01:36:56
when is the 2 one coming out in the usa
Written By fatboy on 2004-06-18 / 01:36:48
when is the 2 one coming out in the usa
Written By Myah Betty on 2004-06-16 / 03:52:07
It´s about time they make the sequel.
"I swing a bit more, I swing a bit less."
Written By Wimp-Low on 2004-06-15 / 11:27:07
Here is some of the funniest lines of the movie:
My finger points!
First a joke - What do we get when we croos an Awol with a bunji core?
Myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Assssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!
Tanananana Neo! Tananana Sporin!
This is CNN..... CCCCCC NNNNNN NNNNNN
Taco bell taco bell product placement with tacko bell
incharito mutcho boritos!
Don´t ruin it! It fun for the both of us!!!
Tigaaaaa Tigaaaa! Bird, Birdy birdy!!!
Chicken goes clak clak cow´s go moo piggy goes hoink hoink
how about you gotte be an animel just like you........ i´m just a birdy too.....hmmm hmmm
ahhhhh limmers go fftt fftt ostreg go behh cuala´s go tftftftftftftft
Written By Richard Pig Slapper on 2004-06-15 / 04:04:04
they will make a sequel... they have to... if they dont, i´ll rape steve-o, and slap him for wasting his time executive producing Jimmy Neutron for nickelodeon... its better he invest it in another four years of hard, sexy working for a sequel to the funniest movie i ever saw... until i saw scary movie 2, and then over-watched the first kung pow too much and it lost its funniness... but a sequel would replenish the lost funniness....
wtf did i just say?.... i dunno.... now i´m off to get laid.
Written By as;fo/cblbzl/cbxl on 2004-06-07 / 14:24:38
THATS ALOT OF NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Written By Chris on 2004-06-06 / 20:16:53
Written By THE CHOSEN ONE on 2004-06-05 / 01:12:42
I HOPE THAT STEVE OEDEKERK WILL DO KUNG POW 2......
:sadIF HE DONT DO IT, MY LIVE HAVE NO SENSE...
Written By The Chosen One on 2004-06-05 / 01:10:02
I HOPE THEY WILL DO KUNG POW 2 !
Its the best movie they CAN´T forgot to do the second part...
BETTY RULES! }
Written By betty-fan (tom newman) on 2004-06-04 / 21:22:23
does any one know if thair is gonna be a kung pow 2?
Written By betty-fan (tom newman) on 2004-06-04 / 21:19:15
sorry my nickname was wrong...any way,mmaahh thats right its me the all powerfull betty,not sally u son of a pig. the evil council told me me to go to the toco bell for some tocos,so i did but in the toco bell thay had a radio and on the radio mc hammer was on,so i couldent help but dance!
Written By betty on 2004-06-04 / 21:16:41
mmaahh thats right its me the all powerfull betty,not sally u son of a pig. the evil council told me me to go to the toco bell for some tocos,so i did but in the toco bell thay had a radio and on the radio mc hammer was on,so i couldent help but dance!
Written By MuShu Fasa on 2004-05-26 / 23:35:07
i totally love the movie also and like memorized everyline.
but i´m wondering, does anyone know
IS THERE GOIN TO BE A SEQUAL OR NOT?
Written By Nick Neme on 2004-05-26 / 14:04:50
unfortunatly they are not going to be making a sequal. The first film took 4 years to make and Steve Odekerk isn´t prepared to do it again.
Written By Scott on 2004-05-23 / 01:15:35
I AM DA KUNG POW
Written By Master Betty on 2004-05-19 / 22:48:31
this is without a doubt the best kung fu spoof ever made! The dialogue is priceless. there are more quoteable lines in this movie than star wars and the god father movies combines! I mean how many kung fu movies with french aliens are there? I can´twait for the sequel! the best lines for me in the movies has to be "whose he? have u seen him before......................................well twice!" and "I´ve come to kick ass!." There are more but I´ll end up writing the whole movie including the opening credits (he´s in the move!).
Written By BATMAN on 2004-05-07 / 09:40:51
Da kann ich nur zustimmen. Einer der beklopptesten aber dennoch besten Filme die ich je Gesehen habe. "It is Evil. It is so Evil. It is a bad bad Plan.","Thats alot o nuts" oder "Its hurt like crap man" sind bei mir und meinen Kollegen schon zu running Gags geworden. Aber mit Steve Oedekerk sieht es aus wie mit Helge Schneider, entweder man liebt oder hasst ihn.
Written By Wimp Lo on 2004-04-20 / 13:28:53
kung pow is the wierdest movie i have ever seen, but i LOVE it... Wimp Lo has no life... it is a joke, The Chosen one and his little slipers, The one boobed chick and her tree flying style, "Betty" and his iron claws that specificly in the movie, "ITS HURTS LIKE CRAP MAN"... you should always dodge the iron claw and reply back with a spinning back kick. I have watched this movie times and times again and i never got bored of it... i cant wait to see Tongue of Fury!