| 0x0 | Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy | 13.02.2012 | |
| 1x0 | Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot | 00.00.0000 | |
| 1x1 | Pilot | 22.09.2003 | |
| 1x2 | Big Flappy Bastards | 29.09.2003 | |
| 1x3 | Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell | 06.10.2003 | |
| 1x4 | If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap | 13.10.2003 | |
| 1x5 | The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump | 20.10.2003 | |
| 1x6 | Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? | 27.10.2003 | |
| 1x7 | If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake | 03.11.2003 | |
| 1x8 | Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful | 10.11.2003 | |
| 1x9 | Phase One, Complete | 17.11.2003 | |
| 1x10 | Merry Thanksgiving | 24.11.2003 | |
| 1x11 | Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor | 15.12.2003 | |
| 1x12 | Camel Filters and Pheremones | 05.01.2004 | |
| 1x13 | Sarah Like Puny Alan | 12.01.2004 | |
| 1x14 | I Can't Afford Hyenas | 02.02.2004 | |
| 1x15 | Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick | 09.02.2004 | |
| 1x16 | That Was Saliva, Alan | 16.02.2004 | |
| 1x17 | Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats | 23.02.2004 | |
| 1x18 | An Old Flame with a New Wick | 01.03.2004 | |
| 1x19 | I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You | 22.03.2004 | |
| 1x20 | Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark | 19.04.2004 | |
| 1x21 | No Sniffing, No Wowing | 03.05.2004 | |
| 1x22 | My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet | 10.05.2004 | |
| 1x23 | Just Like Buffalo | 17.05.2004 | |
| 1x24 | Can You Feel My Finger | 24.05.2004 | |
| 2x1 | Back Off Mary Poppins | 20.09.2004 | |
| 2x2 | Enjoy Those Garlic Balls | 27.09.2004 | |
| 2x3 | A Bag Full of Jawea | 04.10.2004 | |
| 2x4 | Go Get Mommy's Bra | 11.10.2004 | |
| 2x5 | Bad News from the Clinic | 18.10.2004 | |
| 2x6 | The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance | 25.10.2004 | |
| 2x7 | A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana | 08.11.2004 | |
| 2x8 | Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers | 15.11.2004 | |
| 2x9 | Yes, Monsignor | 22.11.2004 | |
| 2x10 | The Salmon Under My Sweater | 29.11.2004 | |
| 2x11 | Last Chance to See Those Tattoos | 13.12.2004 | |
| 2x12 | A Lung Full of Alan | 03.01.2005 | |
| 2x13 | Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów | 17.01.2005 | |
| 2x14 | Those Big Pink Things with Coconut | 31.01.2005 | |
| 2x15 | Smell the Umbrella Stand | 07.02.2005 | |
| 2x16 | Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? | 14.02.2005 | |
| 2x17 | Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam! | 21.02.2005 | |
| 2x18 | It Was Mame, Mom | 07.03.2005 | |
| 2x19 | A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise | 21.03.2005 | |
| 2x20 | I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey | 18.04.2005 | |
| 2x21 | A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On | 02.05.2005 | |
| 2x22 | That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother | 09.05.2005 | |
| 2x23 | Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab | 16.05.2005 | |
| 2x24 | Does This Smell Funny to You | 23.05.2005 | |
| 3x1 | Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts | 19.09.2005 | |
| 3x2 | Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover | 26.09.2005 | |
| 3x3 | Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark | 03.10.2005 | |
| 3x4 | Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs | 10.10.2005 | |
| 3x5 | We Called It Mr. Pinky | 17.10.2005 | |
| 3x6 | Hi, Mr. Horned One | 24.10.2005 | |
| 3x7 | Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop | 07.11.2005 | |
| 3x8 | That Voodoo That I Do Do | 14.11.2005 | |
| 3x9 | Madame and Her Special Friend | 21.11.2005 | |
| 3x10 | Something Salted and Twisted | 28.11.2005 | |
| 3x11 | Santa's Village of the Damned | 19.12.2005 | |
| 3x12 | That Special Tug | 09.01.2006 | |
| 3x13 | Humiliation Is a Visual Medium | 23.01.2006 | |
| 3x14 | Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded | 06.02.2006 | |
| 3x15 | My Tongue Is Meat | 27.02.2006 | |
| 3x16 | Ergo, the Booty Call | 06.03.2006 | |
| 3x17 | The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer | 13.03.2006 | |
| 3x18 | The Spit-Covered Cobbler | 20.03.2006 | |
| 3x19 | Golly Moses, She's a Muffin | 10.04.2006 | |
| 3x20 | Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro | 24.04.2006 | |
| 3x21 | And the Plot Moistens | 01.05.2006 | |
| 3x22 | Just Once with Aunt Sophie | 08.05.2006 | |
| 3x23 | Arguments for the Quickie | 15.05.2006 | |
| 3x24 | That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite | 22.05.2006 | |
| 4x1 | Working for Caligula | 18.09.2006 | |
| 4x2 | Who's Vod Kanockers | 25.09.2006 | |
| 4x3 | The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress | 02.10.2006 | |
| 4x4 | A Pot Smoking Monkey | 09.10.2006 | |
| 4x5 | A Live Woman of Proven Fertility | 16.10.2006 | |
| 4x6 | Apologies for the Frivolity | 23.10.2006 | |
| 4x7 | Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head | 30.10.2006 | |
| 4x8 | Release the Dogs | 13.11.2006 | |
| 4x9 | Corey's Been Dead for an Hour | 20.11.2006 | |
| 4x10 | Kissing Abraham Lincoln | 27.11.2006 | |
| 4x11 | Walnuts and Demerol | 11.12.2006 | |
| 4x12 | Castrating Sheep in Montana | 08.01.2007 | |
| 4x13 | Don't Worry, Speed Racer | 22.01.2007 | |
| 4x14 | That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami | 05.02.2007 | |
| 4x15 | My Damn Stalker | 12.02.2007 | |
| 4x16 | Young People Have Phlegm Too | 19.02.2007 | |
| 4x17 | I Merely Slept with a Commie | 26.02.2007 | |
| 4x18 | It Never Rains in Hooterville | 19.03.2007 | |
| 4x19 | Smooth as a Ken Doll | 09.04.2007 | |
| 4x20 | Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot | 16.04.2007 | |
| 4x21 | Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous | 23.04.2007 | |
| 4x22 | Mr. McGlue's Feedbag | 30.04.2007 | |
| 4x23 | Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin | 07.05.2007 | |
| 4x24 | Prostitutes and Gelato | 14.05.2007 | |
| 5x1 | Large Birds, Spiders and Mom | 24.09.2007 | |
| 5x2 | Media Room Slash Dungeon | 01.10.2007 | |
| 5x3 | Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo | 08.10.2007 | |
| 5x4 | City of Great Racks | 15.10.2007 | |
| 5x5 | Putting Swim Fins on a Cat | 22.10.2007 | |
| 5x6 | Help Daddy Find His Toenail | 29.10.2007 | |
| 5x7 | The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room | 05.11.2007 | |
| 5x8 | Is There a Mrs. Waffles? | 12.11.2007 | |
| 5x9 | Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids | 19.11.2007 | |
| 5x10 | Kinda Like Necrophilia | 26.11.2007 | |
| 5x11 | Meander to Your Dander | 17.03.2008 | |
| 5x12 | A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh | 24.03.2008 | |
| 5x13 | The Soil is Moist | 31.03.2008 | |
| 5x14 | Winky-Dink Time | 14.04.2008 | |
| 5x15 | Rough Night in Hump Junction | 21.04.2008 | |
| 5x16 | Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty | 28.04.2008 | |
| 5x17 | Fish in a Drawer | 05.05.2008 | |
| 5x18 | If My Hole Could Talk | 12.05.2008 | |
| 5x19 | Waiting for the Right Snapper | 19.05.2008 | |
| 6x1 | Taterhead Is Our Love Child | 22.09.2008 | |
| 6x2 | Pie Hole, Herb | 29.09.2008 | |
| 6x3 | Damn You, Eggs Benedict | 06.10.2008 | |
| 6x4 | The Flavin' and the Mavin' | 13.10.2008 | |
| 6x5 | A Jock Strap in Hell | 20.10.2008 | |
| 6x6 | It's Always Nazi Week | 03.11.2008 | |
| 6x7 | Best H.O. Money Can Buy | 10.11.2008 | |
| 6x8 | Pinocchio's Mouth | 17.11.2008 | |
| 6x9 | The Mooch at the Boo | 24.11.2008 | |
| 6x10 | He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited | 08.12.2008 | |
| 6x11 | The Devil's Lube | 15.12.2008 | |
| 6x12 | Thank God for Scoliosis | 12.01.2009 | |
| 6x13 | I Think You Offended Don | 19.01.2009 | |
| 6x14 | David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie | 02.02.2009 | |
| 6x15 | I'd Like to Start with the Cat | 09.02.2009 | |
| 6x16 | She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime | 02.03.2009 | |
| 6x17 | The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? | 09.03.2009 | |
| 6x18 | My Son's Enormous Head | 16.03.2009 | |
| 6x19 | The Two Finger Rule | 30.03.2009 | |
| 6x20 | Hello, I am Alan Cousteau | 13.04.2009 | |
| 6x21 | Above Exalted Cyclops | 27.04.2009 | |
| 6x22 | Sir Lancelot's Litter Box | 04.05.2009 | |
| 6x23 | Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth | 11.05.2009 | |
| 6x24 | Baseball Was Better with Steroids | 18.05.2009 | |
| 7x1 | 818-jklpuzo | 21.09.2009 | |
| 7x2 | Whipped Unto the Third Generation | 28.09.2009 | |
| 7x3 | Mmm, Fish. Yum. | 05.10.2009 | |
| 7x4 | Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator | 12.10.2009 | |
| 7x5 | For the Sake of the Child | 19.10.2009 | |
| 7x6 | Give Me Your Thumb | 02.11.2009 | |
| 7x7 | Untainted by Filth | 09.11.2009 | |
| 7x8 | Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. | 16.11.2009 | |
| 7x9 | Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair | 23.11.2009 | |
| 7x10 | That's Why They Call It Ball Room | 07.12.2009 | |
| 7x11 | Warning, It's Dirty | 14.12.2009 | |
| 7x12 | Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste | 11.01.2010 | |
| 7x13 | Yay, No Polyps | 18.01.2010 | |
| 7x14 | Crude and Uncalled For | 01.02.2010 | |
| 7x15 | Aye, Aye, Captain | 08.02.2010 | |
| 7x16 | Tinkle Like a Princess | 01.03.2010 | |
| 7x17 | I Found Your Moustache | 08.03.2010 | |
| 7x18 | Ixnay on the Oggie Day | 22.03.2010 | |
| 7x19 | Keith Moon Is Vomiting in his Grave | 12.04.2010 | |
| 7x20 | I Called Him Magoo | 10.05.2010 | |
| 7x21 | Gumby with a Pokey | 17.05.2010 | |
| 7x22 | This Is Not Gonna End Well | 24.05.2010 | |
| 8x1 | Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud | 20.09.2010 | |
| 8x2 | A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer | 27.09.2010 | |
| 8x3 | A Pudding Filled Cactus | 04.10.2010 | |
| 8x4 | Hookers, Hookers, Hookers | 11.10.2010 | |
| 8x5 | The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel | 18.10.2010 | |
| 8x6 | Two and a Half Men Twanging Your Magic Clanger | 00.00.0000 | |
| 8x7 | Two and a Half Men The Crazy Bitch Gazette | 01.11.2010 | |
| 8x8 | Two and a Half Men Springtime on a Stick | 08.11.2010 | |
| 8x9 | Two and a Half Men A Good Time in Central Africa | 15.11.2010 | |
| 8x10 | Two and a Half Men Ow, Ow, Don't Stop | 22.11.2010 | |
| 8x11 | Two and a Half Men Dead from the Waist Down | 06.12.2010 | |
| 8x12 | Two and a Half Men Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead | 13.12.2010 | |
| 8x13 | Two and a Half Men Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup | 03.01.2011 | |
| 8x14 | Two and a Half Men Lookin' for Japanese Subs | 17.01.2011 | |
| 8x15 | Two and a Half Men Episode #8.15 | 00.00.2011 | |
| 8x16 | Two and a Half Men Episode #8.16 | 00.00.2011 | |
| 8x17 | Two and a Half Men Episode #8.17 | 00.00.2011 | |
| 8x18 | Two and a Half Men Episode #8.18 | 00.00.2011 | |
| 8x19 | Two and a Half Men Episode #8.19 | 00.00.2011 | |
| 8x20 | Two and a Half Men Episode #8.20 | 00.00.2011 | |
| 8x21 | Two and a Half Men Episode #8.21 | 00.00.2011 | |
| 8x22 | Two and a Half Men Episode #8.22 | 00.00.2011 | |
| 8x23 | Two and a Half Men Episode #8.23 | 00.00.2011 | |
| 8x24 | Two and a Half Men Episode #8.24 | 00.00.2011 | |
| 9x1 | Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt | 00.00.0000 | |
| 9x2 | People Who Love Peepholes | 26.09.2011 | |
| 9x3 | Big Girls Don't Throw Food | 03.10.2011 | |
| 9x4 | Episode #9.4 | 00.00.0000 | |
| 9x5 | Episode #9.5 | 00.00.0000 | |
| 9x6 | Episode #9.6 | 00.00.0000 | |
| 9x7 | Episode #9.7 | 00.00.0000 | |
| 9x8 | Episode #9.8 | 00.00.0000 | |
| 9x9 | Episode #9.9 | 00.00.0000 | |
| 9x10 | Episode #9.10 | 00.00.0000 | |
| 9x11 | What a Lovely Landing Strip | 05.12.2011 | |
| 9x12 | One False Move, Zimbabwe! | 00.00.0000 | |
| 9x14 | A Possum on Chemo | 16.01.2012 | |
| 9x15 | The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack | 06.02.2012 | |
| 9x17 | Not in My Mouth! | 20.02.2012 | |
| 9x18 | The War Against Gingivitis | 27.02.2012 | |
| 9x19 | Palmdale, Ech | 19.03.2012 | |